Saturday, March 04, 2006

Catch Phrases

Ever notice them? Sometimes they are like wow! And then they are just plain dumb. Like of course "Bow-Chika-Bow-Wow" from "red vs. blue" is at the moment the most awesome catch phrase in existance it means nothing and yet means absolutely nothing at the same time (and yes I know that is a double negetive, but a double negetive always equal a positive, go do the math!).

Then there are 'stupider' catch phrases like "hex-yes", or old worn out varieties suchlike "wasup" and "peace"... Occasionally people will take old catch phrases and twist them into 'newish' phrases, take for instance "peace" which has been changed into "peace-out" wich has been resurrected numerous and countless, countless, times. Also there was a small period where wasup became "Wasabe!" but most people do not really know that 'wasabe' is a japanese hot souce. I always try to inform them of the fact that they are using a condiment as a catch phrase wich is from a third parties position quite possibly the most stupid thing anyone has ever heard and that isn't a double negetive, it's just a negetive, a really annoying repeated in its own right kind of negetive. And besides they probably shouldn't use that term unless they have at least tried wasabe souce first (I know I have!--bow-chika-bow-wow).

Oh and no Ben Alpha I am not copying your post. I actually have been inending on posting about "catch phrases" for quite some time and figured now is as good a time as any. And we might have just inadvertantly stumbled on the very best catch phrase ever. Besides your "Face!" or "your Mom" also the slightly improved "wash your face!" or the what I like to call, the super compound catch phrase: "your mom washes your face".

Oh and and lets not forget your favorite cook show catch
phrases "bam," "pow," "wow," "slam," and then the mixed types "kapow" even "kapowee". These are just lame attepts at making what would normally be a normal and well informing cooking show that would be marginally interesting to watch into a lame cheesy attept to gather watchers. But who watches the HGTV channel anyway; besides your mom of course?


In closing, I look good in red--thank you "The H Star!"

Signing out.

3 comments:

Ben Alpha said...

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Alpha.

Ben Alpha said...

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FIX IT PLEASE!
Alpha

Ben Alpha said...

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